Hymns for Agnostics? Seriously?

If you've ever played polka for a silverback gorilla, you'll know that's total claptrap. It's that kind of false narrative that gets people in trouble, and mauled. The point is, just because people say something, doesn't mean it's true. What is true, is that music is a good thing. It makes our lives better. Tolerable even. So sit back, put on your headphones, and listen to this fine assortment of bewilderingly good songs. They're safe for work and home. Still not recommend for the primate encloser, however.